Martini's To-Do List For The Morning.

1. Get luscious blueberry muffin from cafe and eat it.
2. Raid supply cabinet for mechanical pencils.
4. Stress out about impending life-changing test tomorrow afternoon. - ONGOING OBJECTIVE
5. Chase down remaining documentation from surly business partners.
6. Shoot dirty looks at people having a full-blown meeting in the hallway behind my desk.
7. Get Krispy Kreme donut from the IP department and eat it.
8. Eat half a tube of Tums to soothe upset tummy from eating aforementioned muffin and donut.
9. Rant and rave about how Jerry O'Connell got shafted because he wasn't voted the "Sexiest Man Alive" this year.
10. Raid supply cabinet for new highlighters.
11. Address Christmas cards.
12. Yell at the incompetent imbiciles in the mail room for losing three boxes' worth of documentation from our San Diego office.
13. Think of ways to skate out early so that I can get a good spot at Panera or Starbucks to study.
14. Actually decide whether I want to go to Panera or Starbucks to study.