influenza [In`flu*en"za], n.

1. An acute contagious viral infection characterized by inflammation of the respiratory tract and by fever, chills, muscular pain, and prostration.
2. What's currently kicking my ass and making me sleep the day away.

Send me emails to keep me occupied today, please. I mean, there's only so much "Who's The Baby Daddy?" that one educated twentysomething can watch before she explodes.

PS. I'm also accepting generous donations of flowers, pizza deliveries, and handbags. Email for the proper delivery address.