Your pledge name shall be "Pinto".
Pinto? Why Pinto?
..:: burp ::..
WHY NOT?

During the course of conversation last night, it was discussed that NewBoy really needed a new name. Because, as he so eloquently put it, he's not "a GAP pink sweater wearin' bitch", so he deserves a proper name. Many suggestions were thrown out, including some really raunchy ones (his fraternity nickname from college being one of them). When I inquired as to where that name came from, he told me, and that immediately launched us into an "Animal House" quote-fest. Amongst the hysterical snorting laughter, I mentioned that his name should be PINTO and when he goes "oh man, no! Why would you do that to me?" I immediately said "WHY NOT!". This prompted some whining on his part, but I find this completely amusing.

So unless he comes here and openly vetoes Pinto by the end of the day, it shall stick. Oh wait. He's on vacation till Tuesday. I win.

More updates later tonight, including the newest J saga (yes, boys and girls, he's back again).

7:30 PM edit: He will no longer be known as "Pinto", as per our discussion just now. He is upset that he is Pinto, and would much prefer to be Boon. Or possibly Otter. So apparently, the search for a name for NewBoy continues. Still taking suggestions, will reward the winner of the contest handsomely.