Thanks to our "Commander-in-Chief" for ruining my friend Penny's holiday.

Penny's holiday got cut short because of Shrub's appearance in her town (she's a newscaster), and she had to go back early to see him. That sucks.

While we're on the subject ... a big THANKS to his douchebag partner in crime, Cheney, too.

His motorcade drove through Akron yesterday, and a bunch of the roads were clogged with the hill-jacks waving at it. This did not thrill me. I, of course, communicated my feelings in a far more appropriate and First-Amendment-Friendly style.

Yup, I flipped him the bird.