I'm Rick James, Bitch!
 
For some reason, NewBoy (the chosen name for now) has seen it fit to call me out.

He says that I can't "hang".  He thinks that he can just melt me into a puddle of goo. 

HA, I say.  HA HA. 

I am a hardened auditor, a mean mistress of financial dealings.  A bitch in the boardroom, as it were.   I have been jerked around by men for the past five years of my life - it's gonna take a lot to charm me out of my bikinis.  Although he's damn close.

Off to bed ... after burning up the phone for more than an hour, I need "a moment alone".  Sigh.