From a "Futurama" TV Advertisement:
YUM! Bachelor Chow... now with flavor!
 
It's weekends like this that are totally disconcerting.  I have plenty of delectable things in my fridge to cook.  Today will be a great day for yummy treats such as grilled salmon with mandarin orange glaze, as well as either some sugar snap peas or fresh asparagus.  But what do you think I'll actually eat?  Peanut butter sandwiches and Cap'n Crunch. 

Cooking for one person totally sucks. 

You know what sucks even worse?  Waking up early on a weekend, when you don't have to be at work.   Blah.