Adventures in children's television.

I'm watching TV with Princess right now, and I have a screaming migraine (I guess I asked for it, because I didn't have any Imitrex in the house, and haven't for a long time). I'm traumatized by an episode of Oswald that's on right now.

Oswald (an octopus that mysteriously walks around the streets whilst wearing a teeny little black top hat) is celebrating "Big Banana Day". He just remarked to his dog: "Weenie, I'm so glad we could share our big banana with everyone!" Christ on a cracker, it's like hidden porn.

Even worse: Oswald is voiced by Fred Savage (of Wonder Years fame). This whole endeavor makes me feel ... dirty.