Technologically challenged.

M's email is down at work, but she can access her web-based addy. I think this is precisely what I'd do if I were "disconnected" ...

"Yeah, if I have to go much longer without my email, I would be forced to drag my trashcan into the hallway, fold my big fat ass into it and sing "Orange Colored Sky" until responses to my emails begin to appear.

I can't handle this kind of isolation."

I really do think that we are twins, seperated at birth.