TUESDAY. IS. CHOOSEDAY.

Would you rather:

1. one day at a job you like, have your boss catch you masturbating OR sending out resumes to other employers?


2. be seen on a date with a beautiful woman that was actaully a man OR be seen on a date with a really ugly skank that smelled bad (courtesy of genuine)


3. be on a totally nude beach all day long (with no chance of escape) without any kind of sunscreen or shade OR use the nastiest construction-site port-o-potty (out of severe need) that is lacking toilet paper? (courtesy of shaunacat)


4. be the first one to know the world is ending OR be the last one to know the world is ending? (courtesy of ilgondo)