Poll Position.
Rolly Polly.
And Many Other Puns That I Can't Think Of Right Now.

I got rid of the poll. Here's the results:

The Anniversary: 17%
May 1st: 2%
June 1st: 25%
R Sucks, Don't Wait For Him: an overwhelming 56%

I noticed that my schedule for May is really tight, with Mother's Day, two seperate Mrs. Pageants (supporting Girlfriend and another friend) and many other things. So June 1st isn't really all that far fetched. I think that I could likely wait it out that long ... if he were actually inclined to GET his head out of his ass anytime soon. Hmm. Suggestions? Thoughts? Suggestive thoughts?