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Would you rather:
1. have the lifetime channel make a movie out of your life OR the playboy channel?
2. lick a cat's nose OR give it a proctology exam without gloves? (thanks nicole)
3. find a bag containing $20,000 and turn it in before you find out it belonged to an known mob boss OR not turn it in, spend it all, and find out it belonged to an orphange?
4. find out your parents kidnapped you when you were a baby and raised you as their own OR find out you had a twin that died at birth that they never told you about?