The Best Kind Of Sox Is Safe Sox.

I've been informed that GGC has "lost the funny" lately. So here's some funny for ya.

A few weeks ago, T and I were IMing about pedestrian things, and do you know what came up? Socks. It started innocently with my statement that my single socks have sex and multiply at night. Here's the fruit of the conversation. Apparently, we have issues.

heh heh ... sock porn. so if a black sock and a white sock mate, is it interracial sox?

I take one of each, and then lay them all over the floor and roll in them naked whilst chanting a prayer to EataSockey ... the God of laundry.

I am the last person to say that socks are bad. Socks are best shared with others.

Tumbling around in a dryer is group sox.

If you have two matching socks and one lone socks it is a sock threesome.

If the toe of each sock is tucked into another sock, it is oral socks.

If you have your sock stuck into a hole that shouldn't be in another sock, it's anal socks. Wrong hole, wrong hole!

If you have two socks that are mens socks or two socks that are womens socks, and don't match, they are gay or lesbian socks.

If you have one sock by itself and it is tucked in to itself, that's masturbation.

If you have two socks and one ties the other in a knot, it is bdsm.
Yes, but how can you tell who's the dom and who's the sub?
The one that is tied in the knot is actually in charge and has a safety word. But is the sub.
What would their safety word be? Tide? Bounce? Downy?
DARN! BWAAAHHAHAHAHAHAH!